I watched a stand-up by a really popular comedian named Dane Cook and it made me wonder… what do you say when an atheist sneezes? Because he said “I don’t say bless you because I am not God, I can’t do that. I am just a messenger from big guns upstairs you know what I am saying? And I don’t say kazoontite(?) because I feel like I am honoring Hitler  *salutes* kazoontite! I end up on the History channel because a guy sneezed.” So…what do you say when an atheist sneezes?