I chanced upon a multiply site of my friend’s professor (I’m not going to link her first, maybe she doesn’t want to be linked) who happens to have a lot of hello kitty stuff!

Raein: she has a badge maker
Raein: a yogurt maker
Raein: plushies
Raein: dolls
Raein: collectibles
Rukia: dear good lord xD
Rukia: oh btw
Raein: SHE HAS THE HELLOKITTY TOASTER
Raein: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

Rukia: yamaguchi, teh creator (or director of hello kitty’s designs for the past so so… 20 years?) said

Raein: I WAS JUST COMMENTING IN HER MULTIPLY WHETHER OR NOT SHE HAS A TOASTER AND THEN I SEE IT!!!

Rukia: HELLO KITTY HAS A MOUTH D=
Rukia: sanrio released that
Rukia: hello kitty has no mouth
Rukia: omg teh toaster o_o
Raein: YES!
Rukia: that i actually want
Raein: THE TOASTER!!!!

Boys and girls, what have we learned today?

1. To be a Hello Kitty fan, you must be absolutely devoted! ABSOLUTELY.

2. HELLO KITTY has a mouth.

Pardon the caps. I was just so excited that time!

When your prof mentions a song and the singer who sings it, wait first if he likes the singer/song.

Prof (to class): Have you heard of Alanis Morissette’s version of ‘My Humps?’
Me: I hate it *points pen slightly at him as an acknowledgment*
Prof: *stares at me* (or so I remember)

Turns out he likes her–how she reinvented herself or something like that.

I found it super über weird and unpleasant to the ears.
I don’t like Alanis Morissette still.

Points to laugh at:
1. All those fat guys trying to… hmm… dare I call it ‘dancing?’
2. Alanis doing a head butt
3. Alanis hitting the guy’s balls
4. Alanis trying to showcase her boobs (Oh the horror)
5. This big guy trying to do the insy winsy spider

The list might go on indefinitely.
I’d rather stop.

It was hilarious, yes. Prolly your cup of tea, too.