I was KIPing today, knitting away at another pair of mittens made of some hideous greenish Lion Brand boucle.

I had forgotten what a menace boucle could be. Suddenly, the yarn began to morph into something else. Something - UGLY.

It got all tangly and knotty and icky! I had to unravel all the mitten and start winding the fiendish yarn into a ball. Which is not exactly as hip as KIP. I got some odd looks.

Sigh… I’ll have to work harder to finish those 7 mittens I need by the holidays…

And now, to entertain you while I knit insanely, Audrey the Actress performing a dramatization of the yarn incident! The Ugly Chair seemed a worthy backdrop.

“Oh, hello, blob of yarn!”

“Hm? What’s this, now?”

“Egad!”

*burp* (^-^)

No Audreys or blobs of yarn were harmed in the making of this filler.

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